Two Neocons Solving the Worlds Problems

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

The Choice



Hugh Hewitt is asking, "What's the choice on 11/2?" He's received dozens of answers. Here are my favorites:

  • Churchill v. Chamberlain

  • Reagan v. Carter

  • Cheeseburger v. Escargot

  • "Let's roll" v. Roll over

  • Thanksgiving in Baghdad v. Christmas Eve in Cambodia

  • Pat Tillman v. Michael Moore

  • Brit Hume v. Chris Matthews

  • 007 v. Austin Powers

  • Heart of America v. Le Car

  • 10 gallon Stetson v. The magic hat

  • Laura v. Theresa

  • John Wayne v. Jane Fonda

  • We the people v. We are the world

  • Arnold v. Gray

  • Mini skirt v. Burkah

  • God Bless America v. God-less America

  • Compass v. Windsock

  • Composure v. Poser

  • Boots on the ground v. Hands in the air

  • Safer shores v. Manicures

  • A grand slam v. French toast

  • Sanity v. Vanity

  • Bunker busters v. Spit balls

  • Iron v. Irony

  • High and inside v. Intentional walk

  • Winner v. Whiner

  • Head coach v. Monday morning QB

  • Manwich v. Lean cuisine

  • A hearty handshake v. Throwing a kiss

  • Texas-raised v. Taxes-raised

  • Crawford v. Martha's Vineyard

  • Man's man v. Tan-in-a-can

  • Shock and Awe v. Hem and Haw

  • A man who kept his promises v. A kept man who promises



    And the winner is...


  • Big Rocks v. Botox



    But I have two more I'd like to add:


  • Toby Keith v. Dixie Chicks

    (Hugh had Toby Keith v. Milli Vanilli, but this just feels more "right.")

    and...

  • Saddam caught hairy v. "Not necessarily"
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2 Comments:

Blogger Beyond Words said...

Absolutely the best! This should be on the front page of something.

October 13, 2004 at 4:52 PM

 
Blogger Joseph Horan said...

Stephen,
The Big Rocks vs. Botox is Beautiful and even though I probably shoudln't say this, I'm voting for mini skirts, not burkas.

October 13, 2004 at 8:09 PM

 

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