Two Neocons Solving the Worlds Problems

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

The Great Pumpkin

I guess things could be worse for the newly orange John Kerry. He could be blue like Stan Jones.

Stan Jones was the smurf Senate candidate who turned blue a couple of years back from drinking a health elixer that contained colloidal silver.

Kerry was an odd looking guy to begin with.

Kerry walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
But now add orange tan-in-a-can and botox and an ungodly Ross-from-Friends-level teeth whitening.

Didn't these guys learn anything from Al Gore's Tammy Faye Bakker makeup fiasco at the last set of debates?

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