The Great Pumpkin
I guess things could be worse for the newly orange John Kerry. He could be blue like Stan Jones.
Stan Jones was the
smurf Senate candidate who turned blue a couple of years back from drinking a health elixer that contained colloidal silver.
Kerry was an odd looking guy to begin with.
Kerry walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "Why the long face?"But now add orange tan-in-a-can and botox and an ungodly Ross-from-Friends-level teeth whitening.
Didn't these guys learn anything from Al Gore's Tammy Faye Bakker makeup fiasco at the last set of debates?